Never Wish to Be Easily Defined

Dear Future Daughter:

1) When you’re at some party, chain smoking on the roof with some strange girl with blue hair and exorbitant large dark eyes, ask her about her day. I promise you, you won’t regret it. Often times you’ll find the strangest of people have the most captivating of stories to tell.

2) Please, never mistake desire for love. Love will engulf your soul, whilst desire will emerge as acid, slowly making it’s way through your veins, gradually burning you from the inside out.

3) No one is going to fucking save you, anything you’ve read or heard otherwise is bullshit.

4) One day a boy is going to come along who’s touch feels like fire and who’s words taste like vanilla, when he leaves you, you will want to die. If you know anything at all, know that it is only temporary.

5) Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently.

– Abbie Nielsen  (via teafull)

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zakklikesquads:

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Bill Nye

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basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

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thiscorpsofbrothers:

phantomsnare:

contrahan:

how did I manage to get a paper cut on my toe?

Was there a footnote?

josh must be stopped at all costs.

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mellopwn:

gigaguess:

This is mildly horrifying.

actual recording of dci finals crowd member during carolina crown



ryanjamesyezak:

This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!


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thundercrumbs:

obesealpaca:

do you think he knows

DOCTOR FISHER GET OFF THAT MANS FACE YOU’RE A SCIENTIST NOW ACT LIKE ONE

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miss-nan:

lanternsandsnowflakes:

this line was so under appreciated thank u

I agree

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Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck in Roman Holiday, 1953.

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